Mummy lefts me herez againz and wents to sees Daddy wifs outs me! What da hecks! Now me ands my brovers ares stuck wif hers stinky seester....I no likey her. I gets mys food myselfs! HMMPPFFF! I no takey mys med-e-sin fors ever eifers...nope nope, I wills nots! I fink Mummy iz coming backs to-mar-rows dough. Den we haves to studys fors tests and writes lots of papers...coll-edge iz dones on Fursday.
You knows...I was gazings outsides my condo and I nose understands hows Charlie's condo iz such a messish all da timez! Why he nose keeps his litter in his box? ands why musts he poos all over dat huge fing he runs on? ....Hows egg-saw-sting.... and den Gizmo...I haves no clues what dat dude does over dares. He's always runnings arounds under his liners ands dumping his dishes--they both a bunch of crazies!
Otay...it been 6 minnets timez fors anodder nap.